Saturday, 22 February 2014
The Cavewoman Diet: Day 2
Wow, I didn't sleep much last night or at least I don't feel like I did. John got up (as usual) before I did and had already started breakfast when I managed to pull myself out of bed. "What are you doing?" I asked.
"I've been hungry since 6 am and I'm making breakfast."
I looked at him through my one open eyelid and said, "Whatever floats your boat…" and shuffled to the bathroom.
I propped myself up to join him in his culinary endeavors. I was shocked at the heap o' eggs that I found on my plate. "All this is for me?" I asked.
"Yes, we can have a lot of vegetables so I put them in the eggs. Eat up!"
Well, at least the cavemen get to eat hearty. I ate and then made my way back to the bathroom. It seems I have no trouble retaining my Diet Coke, but water…well, all that purity and such just doesn't stay. I think all those trips count as walking, too.
By the afternoon, I'm holding my head and wanting a nap. So this is what healthy feels like? Someone blend me a Twinkie, quick!